Falsettos - Marvin Goes Crazy Lyrics

MARVIN
Hello, Trina, thank you for coming here
Goodness, Trina, I am relieved
Frankly, Trina, nice of you coming here
Thank you, Trina, I have received
Your new-sent wedding invitations!
They are

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON
Pseudo-romantic and sick!
MARVIN
You say you'll

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON
Love him until you both die!

MARVIN
You die on

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON
May 27th at eight!

WHIZZER
He has lost his mind
Marvin is not so uncouth
Marvin is not so unkind

TRINA
Mendel plans to rub my back
Mendel?s not a maniac
And he's sweet
And he's warm
And he loves me so

MARVIN
Tell me, Trina, what was the impetus?
Sorry, Trina, look in my eyes
Really, Trina, this is ridiculous
Jesus, Trina, how I despise
Your need for stupid conversation!

MARVIN
You are

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON
Trying to ruin my sleep!

MARVIN
I'm sure you

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON
Chose him to make me look bad!

MARVIN
How could you

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON
Ever deny what we had?

TRINA AND WHIZZER
We had fights and games
Marvin called us funny names
Marvin always played the clown

MENDEL
Marvin acts like he's untrained
Marvin, I am so ashamed

TRINA AND WHIZZER
And he's sweet
And he's mean

WHIZZER
Do I love him?
No

MARVIN
I am so dumb

WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON
Dumb
Dumb
Dumb!
Dumb!

MARVIN
Dumb!