WHIZZER: Pick up all your clothes
MARVIN: Whizzer begs
WHIZZER: Whizzer knows
MARVIN: Shave your legs
WHIZZER: Make me sick
MARVIN: You're a prick
WHIZZER: God you're impossible
We've been together for nine months
MARVIN: Uh' ten months
WHIZZER: Nine Months
MARVIN: Ten Months
WHIZZER: Nine months
MARVIN: Ten months
We are the salt of the bourgeoisie
WHIZZER: While I put the steak in?
MARVIN: I bring home the bacon
BOTH: And we're proud to say we love it how we
MARVIN/ WHIZZER: Don't/ Won't
MARVIN; Don't
WHIZZER: Won't
BOTH: Agree
WHIZZER: Everything he owns is vile
Marvin doesn't care
A whit
Marvin doesn't share
My devotion to
Style
Men from France can cancel a debt
Men in cufflinks make me forget my name
I intend to upset
This regrettable game
MARVIN: Whizzer takes me by the neck
WHIZZER: Isn't that a French lapel?
MARVIN: Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of Dreck
WHIZZER: Send me flowers
MARVIN: Mention is made?
WHIZZER: Make them roses
MARVIN: Attention is paid in full
WHIZZER: See how quickly he sours
MARVIN: When he pushes, I pull
WHIZZER: Pick up your clothes, Marvin breeding shows Marvin
MARVIN: I was rich
He was horny
WHIZZER: We fit like a glove
MARVIN: Close your eyes, Whizzer
WHIZZER: Passion dies
But I'd kill for that thrill of first love
BOTH: We ask for passion at all times
We stand for passion and drink this toast
WHIZZER: Still it's awfully trying?
MARVIN: And we're not denying?
BOTH: That of all the lesser passions
We like fighting most
MARVIN: Whizzer drinks too much to see
What a joy is chastity
What a joy is saving his joys
For one man
WHIZZER: Leave me
MARVIN: Love me
WHIZZER: Don't be a fool
MARVIN: Want me
WHIZZER: Feed me
MARVIN: No one's so cruel and cheap
WHIZZER: What I love I devour
MARVIN: What you love you devour? What I covet I keep
Isn't that right, Whizzer?
Let's both fight, Whizzer!
WHIZZER: I was trained in karate
MARVIN: I'm best when I cheat
So I'll cheat, Whizzer, and I'll shove
And I'll kill for that thrill of first love
WHIZZER: We've been together for nine months-
MARVIN: Ten months
WHIZZER: Nine months
MARVIN: We've been together for ten months
WHIZZER: Nine months
MARVIN: Ten months
In fact we've almost survived a year
WHIZZER: True, but
BOTH: Who is counting?
We're too busy mounting
A display of our affection
That is so sincere
(30 measure interlude)
BOTH: Passion dies
MARVIN: Passion dies
WHIZZER: I would kill for that thrill of first love
MARVIN: I would kill for that thrill
WHIZZER: I would kill for that thrill of first love-
MARVIN: Of first love- I would kill for that thrill
WHIZZER: I would kill for that thrill of first
MARVIN: I would kill for that thrill of first
BOTH: Love, love, lo-ve!