Just another day with 'old news'
Is 'Mrs. Claus' all I am to you?
I'm sick and tired of always being second best to Christmas
God knows where he'd be if I weren't here
Not to mention all his reindeer
He's been pulled along by women his entire existence
I got nothing to say just somebody to lose
Wouldn't you do the same if you were in my shoes?
Everyone's got to go someday
It doesn't seem so out of the blue
When they're a lousy husband to you
I'll take it slow and before you know
I'll be the Queen of Christmas
No one seems to miss the odd few
Elves I've taken out before you
You're gonna wish that you payed more attention to me honey
Better watch your back
Better live in fear
You may ride a sleigh
But death rides a reindeer
Say your goodbyes this is your day
Oh how it feels so good this way
A matriarchal Christmas day
I'm the Queen of Christmas don't get in my way
If I want it, I'll take it anyway