V1. |All our friends have been calling wondering where we are |We got a case of cold reasons we ain't made it to the bar|Got the Bluetooth connected to the JBL connected to the prime country on my phone |And if they keep playing Chesnutt, this buzz is gonna get drunk, we're probably gonna get it on ||We're going nowhere tonight, getting gone under the front porch light |We're going nowhere tonight, right at home cause it just feels right|We don't need nobody to have us a party, we got us one of one of our own |We're going nowhere tonight ||V2. |We been saving up a little something something in a ziplock bag|No time like now to pass it back & forth & let the night just drag |We got a Tombstone pizza waiting on us in the freezer |What the hell are we waiting on||CHORUS||Bridge: |Every we time go out we just get ourselves in trouble |But here the bar stays open & we free pour our doubles |The only issue is that one nosey neighbor |But we can cross that bridge when we get to it later||CHORUS|