Fen Zi - Unfortunate Events Lyrics

(Hello everyone, my name is Jimmy Johnson)
(And I am here live, reporting a Fen Zi concert)
(It sure is a big turn out today folks, probably his biggest audience yet)
(I wonder what is in store for us today)
(I guess we'll find out)
(Wait, what, who are you?)

All these people in panic
None of this is organic
It's all quite traumatic
I'm starting to feel the static
Semi-automatics popping off
Throwing Molotovs
Bodies dropping off to the sound
Of shells hitting the ground
I'm saying it loud
Saying it louder now
People getting plowed
In a crowd
It's time to say ciao
I'm taking a vow
To help the world heal
To help the world feel
To seal the deal
To make us strong like steel

Unfortunate events
That's what they deem them
We're all from the same stem
We still deliver death
Unfortunate events
That's what they deem them
We're all from the same stem
We still deliver death

It's getting annoying
In the news a shooting I see
I be praying constantly
For all the ones that are bleeding
I'm pleading
For the violence to stop
We can't even call the cops
They don't hustle, come on chop chop
They are really off the rocks
Oh my God
Oh my god
What is up with everything in the world
People killing and raping girls
Instead of dancing and giving pearls
What in the world
Yeah. that's the truth
I don't know bout you
But people need to see my point of view
No that's not a ruse

Unfortunate events
That's what they deem them
We're all from the same stem
We still deliver death
Unfortunate events
That's what they deem them
We're all from the same stem
We still deliver death

(Unfortunate events)
(That's what they deem them)
(We're all from the same stem)
(We still deliver death)
(Unfortunate events)
(That's what they deem them)
(We're all from the same stem)
(We still deliver death)