Fess Up - Rectum for a Dream Lyrics

Well what a night to lay me, I'm gonna cry
I can't keep a boner to save my life in the cold
Well wouldn't you know
When all I ever wanted most my life
Was to get my little member deep inside her hole
It's so typical

I'm so tired of blowing my chance and not my load
Every time I get close to taking off her clothes
And it's taken so long but now I'm starting to see
All she is ever gonna be is just a rectum for a dream

She got mad 'cause I got her dad off
Just trying to make my way into her family
Hell, her mom thought it was kind of sweet
And the dog got jealous, that's because she's in heat

I'm so tired of blowing my chance and not my load
Every time I get close to taking off her clothes
And it's taken so long but now I'm starting to see
All she is ever gonna be is just a rectum for a dream

No, no
I can't take this pain anymore
Tell me, what's wrong with
Putting it in anything that walks
I don't see the problem
Oh God
F*ck me in the asshole
Yeah, yeah

She said go away, I don't want you making moves on me again
You think you're so cool when you take the couch and put your penis in
Between the cushions