I slit my wrist with my swing line
Copied myself five hundred times
I pierced my ears with a three-hole punch
Ate twelve dozen doughnuts for lunch
So next week I'm a walk
Next week I'm a walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run
I swam in an Olympic-sized pool
Had a picnic with a ventriloquist
Saw my brother coming up the hill
He wrapped a beach towel 'round my wrist
So next week I'm a walk
Next week I'm a walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run
I dumped Surel for an older man
Now I'm doing it for Dante
Gimme some of that nasty water
I'll take it one sip at a time
So next week I'm a walk
Next week I'm a walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run
So next week I'ma walk
Next week I'ma walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run
On one of those things
It's something like a treadmill I think
So next week I'm a walk
Next week I'm a walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run