(a one...a two...a one, two, three, four)
You are a creep (you are a creep)
You are a creep (you are a creep)
You are a..
Creep!
You're ugly as balls
Run back to the hobbit hole where you belong
The 70's called, they want their hipster-beard back
You're old enough to be your little girlfriend's dad
4-feet of pedophile, 'straight out of Endor.
You buy your bitches gifts from the dollar store.
Every time I see your face
A piece of me dies
Jackyl by day
Hyde by night
Scum!
If you're under 20 and seeking the 'D'
Then look no further my man will meet all of your needs
Texts you all day, never leaves you alone
Then shows up at your house
'Til you send his ass home!
He knows how to play the game
Dropping all his friends to hit that 'strange'
Taking advantage of the girls who trust him
Paving his future sin by sin
(You think you're God's gift to man because you can pick up all these chicks with daddy issues?)
(You're just a bitch boy with a beard who doesn't even know how to change a tire)
(You're all talk and no show)
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE!
Listen to my words
You're a gremlin-looking f*ck
About as attractive as a slug
You're arrogance will fade
When you actually look your age
Then you'll burn like the rest
Alone in your cage
You're reaching the core
And it's itching at my skin
Seeing smoke and flames
My patience is ice-thin
BURN!
BURN!
BURN TRAITOR BURN!
BURN!
BURN!
YOU BETRAYED ME!
Can you see the shadow I have become?
Throw this to the wind and bury your dead
(I pulled the trigger to meet these terms)
(NOW DROP DEAD!)
BANG BITCH BANG!
You're almost 40 in your mid-life f*cking crisis
You should worry about your calories
Instead banging chicks fresh out of high school
You are evil
The epitome of scum
Your parents ask themselves
Where did we go wrong?
NOW DROP DEAD!
NOW DROP DEAD!