I Never Want to See Another Cactus Again (Arizona) Video (MV)

Ain't nothing grand about the Grand Canyon
It's just a giant hole in the ground
Ain't nothing spooky about Superstition Mountain
It's just a hillbilly town

I'm joking, it's great
My only mistake
Was going to Arizona
I never wanna see another cactus again or taste another corona

You see there was air conditioning and lots of it too
And now I'm so tanned that I can't see my tattoos
And my tank top sunburn it looks fine I suppose
Like the peeling skin on the tip of my nose
So I loved the experience
But Jesus the heat
Was as dry as they say it is
But ghost towns were neat
And most people were nice
Although I think they were lizards
Adapted to dust storms
And oven baked blizzards

Cali was better
The heat was humane
My shoes didn't melt
I did not dehydrate
The beaches were nice
And the girls they were pretty
But Arizona wasn't all shitty

Arizona isn't that shitty