Ok, here's a situation that just drives me totally insane
It makes me wanna reach into my neck and rip out my jugular vein
All right, I'm sitting in the room with the lights on low
When from behind the venetian blinds comes a blinding glow
My venetian blinds don't close all the way and there's just too darn much light
To get these suckers closed tightly has become my daily plight
The light in my eyes, I just so despise
Especially in the middle of the night
My Venetian blinds don't close all the way and there's just too darn much light
I haven't slept for 60 days and the situation's getting worse
Why is it that I've got these blinds and must endure their curse
I've claimed 76 lives because I'm nervous and uptight
All because of my choice of blinds and their placement of the light
My venetian blinds don't close all the way and theire's just too darn much light
To get these suckers closed tightly has become my daily plight
The light in my eyes, I just so despise
Especially in the middle of the night
My venetian blinds don't close all the way and there's just too darn much light