Flat Tired - Wait Just A Minute Lyrics

Wait just a minute I lost my head
Maybe it rolled right under the bed
Wait just a minute have you seen my keys
I guess I'll stay home and just go to sleep
You might as well put a leash round my neck
And tie me to the maple out by the back deck
If I won the Cash four and threw the ticket in my drawer
I bet it'd get up and walk out the door
Wait just a minute or maybe two
Someone broke in and stole my left shoe
Wait just a minute and please don't get mad
All my 'forgots' just make you sad
You might as well build a pig pen round me
Or put me out to pasture to focus on my feed
If I found us a house and I signed on the line
I know the address would soon slip my mind
You might as well be the fuel in my tank
And fill in the gaps when I'm drawing blanks
My head is empty, honey, there's no doubt
When I think of you all the rest just falls out