I can't get anyone to watch
The Ben Stiller Show with me
It's probably why the thing got cancelled
No romance, no dancefloor
Every time I turn on the TV
I see my reflection briefly
Before it flickers into a movie
Don't matter if I'm fake or real
Bought a one-way ticket to Aspen, California
I was born and formed with nostalgia
In the worst way
In the words that say, Yeah
I'll do my time
Before my time does me in
Ripped a little Beatle
When I tried to fit the needle pretty
Into a hallway
Friends say I be needy
But it's Janice who be overfeeding
That's what they all say
Built in '92
Razed in '93
They took all the lovin' out
And when they put it back in
There's none left for me
Bought a one-way ticket to Aspen, California
I was born and formed with nostalgia
In the worst way
In the words that say, Yeah
I'll do my time
Before my time does me in
Bought a one-way ticket to Aspen, California
I was born and formed with nostalgia
In the worst way
In the words that say, Yeah
I'll do my time
Before my time does me in