This is the story
About the legendary Racerboy
You'll never see him
He's too fast
He's legendary
He's also really fast
This is a story
He's a legend
I'm driving down the street with my kids in the back
When I hear a sound that hits me with a smack
I look in the mirror but all i see is a flash
But out from behind comes a car with a dash
IT'S RACERBOY FROM JAPAAAAAN!
He's a racer with a plan
When he drives down the street
He drives a mile in an heartbeat
Bitches appear in the backseat
And anyone that comes he will defeat
I'm walking my dog on a late summer night
When I look up the street and see something bright
I see a car so amazingly beautiful
With a sound so amazingly suitable
I walk up the street to see what's so bright
When I see a man standing in the moonlight
I walk up to him to see this mysterious man
When I see him I immediately think of Tarzan
IT'S RACERBOY FROM JAPAAAAAN!
He's a racer not a man
When he drives down the street
He drives a mile in an heartbeat
Bitches appear in the backseat
And anyone that comes he will defeat
He's racerboy driving down the streets of Japan
In a car far more cooler than the Batman
He drifts corners like he's more than a man
He could probably drift that corner in an old minivan
It's Racerboy!
It's Racerboy!
It's Racerboy!
It's Racerboy!
It's Racerboy!
It's Racerboy!
It's Racerboy!
He's a living legend
He's as one with his engine
I have been blessed with the sight of the Racerboy
It's the meaning of my life, i've never felt this joy
I need to tell my family i'm moving away
I need to follow Racerboy be with him everyday
It's Racerboy!
(He's driving the streets)
It's Racerboy!
(He never stops and eats)
It's Racerboy!
(You'll never see him)
It's Racerboy!
(He can't swim)
It's Racerboy!
(He's a living legend)
It's Racerboy!
(He never just takes a turn)
It's Racerboy!
(He's drifting every turn)
It's Racerbooooooooy!
IT'S RACERBOY FROM JAPAAAAAN!
He's the ultimate human man
When he drives down the street
He drives a mile in an heartbeat
Bitches appear in the backseat
And anyone that comes he will defeat
He's racerboy driving down the streets of Japan
In a car far more cooler than the Batman
He drifts corners like he's more than a man
He could probably drift that corner in an old minivan