DJ McFeeley
Intern boys are back
Here at CCF
Straight outta the upstairs
Flowa Noah, The Fabulous Z.A.C.H., and featuring Professor of English
Ready to deliver to you - the Truth
Hello my name is Noah and it's nice to meet me
I am never sneaky but I wanna
Put my sneakers on your feet (Nike's)
So you can see, and walk a mile in my shoes and believe
That I am here for you to hear the truth
I got the proof, I'm not a spoof
Not a goof, not a fluke
I'm your father Luke (Vader)
And let me take it farther like a nuisance
This is new since I've given you my two cents
Now I gotta choose to not be a fool
With your wool-covered eyes
And your vision veiled if you really still believe in whales
Oh well, I'm tryna turn heads and not tails
Hope you're feeling me like you're reading Braille
Shamu, who are you
You are a fake
Here's our Revelation
Belief is a mistake
I wanna set you free, 'cause I love you
Can't you see that me plus you is less than three (heart sign)
Please realize with your real eyes
That whales are made of fairy tales and lies
I'm hopin' that you know that
You don't gotta meet your Status Quo quota
Whales are hocus pocus and they're hoaxes that'll poke us
Never swimmin' in the oceans, only your hypnosis
'Cause whales are just a fable
Like a story that you're watchin' on the cable
I'm just a doctor, and this beat is my operating table
Shamu, who are you
You are a fake
Here's our Revelation
Belief is a mistake
Whales are just a fallacy
I'mma show you how to see
Why believin' is such a travesty
Jonah was swallowed by a really big fish
Go and fact check the Bible
Before you dish out lies
It'll be your demise
Sea World just has really good CGI
For real, how could a whale even live
Krill is super tiny and whales are super big
The metabolism physics just don't add up
Realize the truth, and get in the club
Thousands of krill fit in a single bucket
People tell you whales are real tell 'em
Frankly, I disagree
Shamu, who are you
You are a fake
Here's our Revelation
Belief is a mistake
Shamu, who are you
You are a fake
Here's our Revelation
Belief is a mistake
Moby Ridiculous
Free-silly
Sham-doo doo
We'll give you whale sharks and narwhals
But that's where we draw the line
Consider yourselves... Enlightened