Folkknot - Song for Ally Fontaine Lyrics

Oh I once knew a girl named Ally Fontaine
She used to love me lots until she went insane
'Cause I made a big mistake
I used to know her back when her hair was red
But I wouldn't be surprised if she shaved her head
And I might have something to do with that
So this is the story of why I think
Without a single doubt in my mind I think
Oh no
No I don't think Ally Fontaine is coming back home
T'was a fine Tuesday evening she was heading back
From work and everything was a big old drag
So I thought I'd do something nice for her
Now I've never really been that good a cook
But I tried making something by the book
And things went horribly awry
'Cause I burnt the pizza rolls that day
Yeah I burnt the pizza rolls that day
I put em in the microwave I closed the door
I set it for a minute but it ended up being more
Ten minutes doesn't quite cook right
I pressed the button I didn't look
Unbeknownst to me I had left a fork
On the plate and that's when things got wild
Cause then our whole house burnt down
So this is the story of why I think
Without a single doubt in my mind I think
Oh no
No I don't think Ally Fontaine is coming back home
No I don't think Ally Fontaine really has a home