Hi God!
Hi! Hi!
He ha he!
Hi!
I pray to God, I pray
Oh, God
I will scream your name
I will scream it from the top of my lungs
Dah
Please, I-I've been good
I-I-I-I've spread your word
Please, don't damn me
Nathaniel, the great Nathaniel in the sky
Praise be
Praise be
I swear to God, I will scream your name at the top of the hill
In Jesus' name we pray
I'm losing my f*cking mind
I'm losing it!
I'm f*cking losing my mind
I've been bad, I've been bad
And I will be awakened
Punish me
I think I'm gonna shit my f*cking pants
God, no, please no
God, please don't smite me
No
Hello?
Anyone there?
H-hello?
Hello?
I just shit my pants, God
I'm so sorry
God, please do be kind
Good sir, please, do be kind
P-please
Please, please
Today's bible verse is John 8:34
Jesus replied, very truly I tell you
"Everyone who sins is a slave to sin"
I was so hungry, thank you for the shit
Squire, I must require your mission
Please give me a mission, squire
Top of the morning to you God
My name is jacksepticeye
And please don't smite me
Please, oh God
I'm thankful we can share this dinner
Plates and plates of shit and piss
So lovely
I love the way you shit your pants
It's so hot
God, please, please
Please, give me your cock
I've been a bad boy
I've been a naughty girl, God
And I need you to smite me
Smite me, sky daddy
Smite me down