Fowl - The Cowboy Lyrics

I walked into the saloon, and it had just got noon
I walked up to the bar tender and said "give me a glass of your finest whiskey"
He poured it and slid it across the bar and as he did so he gave me a funny look
And he said "who are you? I ain't never seen you round these parts before"
I just smiled and said "ha, well you'll hear about me soon enough
I'm a new guy in town, a stranger with no name, yes siree"
But you know...

Well i'm a Cowboy
'Cos i'm a Cowboy

I look to my left, and there's a strange lookin' guy sittin' there
He's got blue overalls on that are all dirty and tattered and he's got a similar lookin' face
He looked me in the eye and said "hi my name's Davey and i've been gold panning for years
I wake up in the mornin', go down to gulch, and just pan for some gold
It's not much to live off, but I live by it. Anyway, who are you?"
I looked him in the eye and said "well you mustn't have heard me talking to the bartender here
'Cos i said i'm a new arrival in town, you mighta' heard..."

And i'm a Cowboy
Well i'm a Cowboy

I looked to my right, I saw the cutest girl sittin' there
Beautiful blonde curls, a pink dress and a matching bonnet
I walked over and said "hi, may I get you a drink?"
She turned to me and I saw those crystal, blue eyes
Piercing right through me, and those pearly white teeth as she opened her mouth
And i was ready to be hit by that angelic voice
And she said "hi my name's Karl it's a pleasure to be acquainted to you!
I'll have whatever you're having
By the way, who are you?"
Well... I wasn't quite sure what to do with myself after that
At the end of the day I just shrugged it off, yeah...

Well i'm a Cowboy
'Cos i'm a Cowboy

I looked around me, there was something going wrong
The ceiling is falling and crumbling into ash
The walls are... the walls are collapsing and the floor... it's gone
There's nothing left but the void!
The void!
The void!

And then i woke up behind the McDonald's off the A2
But still, I will always have fun, there's only one reason why...

'Cos I'm a Cowboy
'Cos I'm a Cowboy

There's only room for one sheriff in this town, and that's me...

'Cos i'm a Cowboy

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'Cos I'm a Cowboy