SHE: Are you fond of poker, Dear?
Kindly tell me, if so
HE: Yes, I'm fond of poker, Dear
But in the morning, no
SHE: Do you ante up, my Dear?
Kindly tell me, if so
HE: Yes, I ante up, my Dear
But in the morning, no
When my old Gunga Din
Brings the Bromo Seltzer in
That's the time when I'm in low
SHE: Can you fill an inside straight?
Kindly tell me, if so
HE: I've filled plenty inside straights
But in the morning, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no!
HE: Are you fond of Hot Springs, Dear?
Kindly tell me, if so
SHE: Yes, I'm fond of Hot Springs, Dear
But in the morning, no
HE: Do you like Point Comfort, Dear?
Kindly tell me, if so
SHE: Yes, I like old Point Comfort, Dear
But in the morning, no
When my maid toddles in
With my orange juice and gin
That's the time when I'm in low
HE: Do you like Mi-ami, Dear?
Kindly tell me, if so
SHE: Yes, I like your-ami, Dear
But in the morning, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no!