Frank Zappa Lyrics

From the Album 1. Dont Eat The Yellow Snow 2. Nanook Rubs It 3. St. Alfonzos Pancake Breakfast 4. Father OBlivion 5. Cosmik Debris 6. Excentrifugal Forz 7. Apostrophe 8. Uncle Remus 9. Stink-Foot

Other Songs 200 Motels Finale 200 Years Old 50/50 9/8 Objects A Bunch Of Adventures A Bunch Of Stuff" "A Different Octave" A Few Moments With Brother A. West A Game of Cards A Great Guy "A Kayak" A Little Green Rosetta A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes A Pound For A Brown On The Bus A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono A Token Of My Extreme "A Tunnel Into Muck" A Typical Sound Check A Version Of Himself "A Very Nice Body" A Vicious Circle Aaawk Absolutely Free Advance Romance Aerobics In Bondage Agency Man Alien Orifice Alley Cat Almost Chinese Amen America Drinks America Drinks and Goes Home America Drinks & Goes Home Amnesia Vivace Ancient Armaments Andy Another Cheap Aroma Any Downers? Any Kind Of Pain Any Way the Wind Blows Anything Anyway The Wind Blows Approximate Are You Hung Up? Artificial Rhonda At The Gas Station "Attack! Attack! Attack!" Audience Participation Aybe Sea Babette Baby Love Baby Snakes Baby Take Your Teeth Out Bacon Fat Bad Acting Bamboozled By Love Band Introductions at the Fillmore West Bathtub Man Be In My Video Beat It With Your Fist Beauty Knows No Pain Be-Bop Tango Beer Shampoo Big Leg Emma Big Swifty Billy The Mountain Bit Of Nostalgia Black Napkins Black Page Black Page ' Bobby Brown Bobby Brown Goes Down Bogus Pomp Bored Out 90 Over Botulism On The Hoof Bow Tie Daddy Briefcase Boogie Brixton Still Life Broken Hearts Are For Assholes Brown Moses Brown Shoes Dont Make It Buffalo Voice But Who Was Fulcanelli? Bwana Dik Call Any Vegetable Camarillo Brillo Canadian Customs Canard Du Jour Canarsie Cant Afford No Shoes Carol, You Fool Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy Catholic Girls Centerville Chalk Pie Champagne Lecture Chana in de Bushwop Charles Ives Charlies Enormous Mouth Charva Cheap Thrills Cheepnis Childish Perversions Chocolate Halvah Chucha Chungas Revenge Church Chat City Of Tiny Lites Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus Clowns On Velvet Cocaine Decisions Cock-Suckers Ball "Cold Light Generation" Concentration Moon Concentration Moon Part One Concentration Moon Part Two Conehead Cops and Buns Cradle Rock Crew Slut Cruising For Burgers Cucamonga Daddy Daddy Daddy Dance Contest Dancin Fool "Dark Water!" Dead Girls of London Dear Jeepers Debra Kadabra Dental Hygiene Dilemma Deseri Dew On The Newts We Got Dickies Such An Asshole Didja Get Any Onya? Dinah-Moe Humm Dio Fa Diptheria Blues Directly From My Heart To You Dirty Love Disco Boy Diseases of the Band Divan Do Not Pass Go Do Not Try This At Home Do You Like My New Car? Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? Dog Breath Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague Dog Breath Variations Dong Work For Yuda "Dont Eat There" "Dont Take Me Down" Dont You Ever Wash That Thing? Doreen Drafted Again Drop Dead Drowning Witch Drums Are Too Noisy Duke Of Prunes Dumb All Over Dummy Up Dwarf Nebula Processional March and Dwarf Nebula Easy Meat Echidnas Arf Eddie Are You Kidding? Electric Aunt Jemima Elvis Has Just Left The Building Envelops The Bath Tub Evelyn A Modified Dog Father Obliviion Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt Fifty-Fifty Filthy Habits Find Her Finer Fine Girl Fire and Chains Flakes Flambay Florentine Pogen Florida Airport Tape Flower Punk "Flowing Inside-Out" Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America 1992 For Calvin For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers) For Duane For The Young Sophisticate Fountain Of Love Frank Zappa Friendly Little Finger Frogs With Dirty Little Lips Galoot Up-Date Gee I Like Your Pants Geneva Farewell German Lunch Get A Little Getting Stewed Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder GOA Goblin Girl God Bless America Going For The Money Gross Man G-Spot Tornado Half A Dozen Provocative Squats Handsome Cabin Boy Happy Together Harder Than Your Husband Harder That Your Husband Harry and Rhonda Harry & Rhonda Harry Youre A Beast Harry-As-A-Boy "Have You Ever Heard Their Band?" He Used To Cut The Grass Heavenly Bank Account Heavy Duty Judy Help Im A Rock "Here Comes The Gear Lads" Here Lies Love Hes Right Hes So Gay Hes Watching Us Hitch Hike Hog Heaven Holding The Group Back Holiday In Berlin Holiday In Berlin Full-Blown Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me? Hordern Intro Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) Hot and Putrid Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel Hot Poop Hotel Atlanta Incidentals Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel How Could I Be Such A Fool? "How The Pigs Music Works" Hows Your Bird? H.R. 2911 Hungry Freaks Daddy I Aint Got No Heart I Come From Nowhere I Could Be A Star Now I Dont Even Care I Dont Know If I Can I Dont Wanna Get Drafted "I Had A Dream About That" I Have Been In You I Left My Heart in San Francisco I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth "I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back" Ian Underwood Whips It Out Idiot Bastard Son [Live] If Only She Woulda "If Wed All Been Living In California..." If Youre Not A Professional Actor Igors Boogie Phase One Igors Boogie Phase Two Im A Band Leader Im A Beautiful Guy Im Doomed Im Not Satisfied Im So Cute Im So Happy I Could Cry Im Stealing The Towels Im The Slime In France In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky Inca Roads Intro Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin Is That All There Is? It Aint Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary It Cant Happen Here It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal It Must Be A Camel "Its A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This" Its From Kansas Jeff Quits Jelly Roll Gum Drop Jessie Lee Jesus Thinks Youre A Jerk Jewish Princess Jezebel Boy Jim and Tammys Upper Room Joes Garage Jones Crusher Jumbo Go Away Just One More Time Kaiser Rolls Kangaroos Keep It Greasey Keep It Greasy Kennys Booger Story King Kong King Kong Itself Kung Fu Later That Night Latex Solar Beef Learning "Penis Dimension" Lemme Take You To The Beach Lets Make The Water Turn Black Let's Move to Cleveland Library Card Lil Clanton Shuffle Lisa's Life Story Little Beige Sambo Little Dots Part 1 Little Girl Of Mine Little Green Scratchy Sweaters and Courduroy Ponce Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce Little House I Used To Live In Little Rubber Girl Little Umbrellas Lonely Little Girl Lonely Person Devices Lonesome Cowboy Burt Lonesome Cowboy Nando Lonesome Electric Turkey Lost In A Whirlpool Louie Louie Louie Louie (At the Royal Albert Hall in London) [Live] Love Of My Life Love story Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up Luigi and The Wise Guys Magdalena Magic Fingers Make A Sex Noise Man With The Woman Head Manx Needs Women Martin Lickerts Story Mary Lou Massaggio Galore Master Ringo Meow Merely a Blues in A Metal Man Has Won His Wings Moggio Mom and Dad Mom & Dad Montana More Trouble Every Day Motel Room [Live] Mother People Motherly Love Mount St. Marys Concert Excerpt Move It Or Park It Mr. Green Genes Ms. Pinky Mudd Club Muffin Man Murder By Numbers My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama Mystery Roach Naked City Nap Time Nasal Retentive Calliope Music Nig Biz Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution N-Lite No, No Cherry No. No. No. No Not Now No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve Now You Dont Oh In The Sky Oh No Oh No Again "Oh-Umm" On The Bus Once Again Without The Net Once upon a Time One Man One Vote Orrin Hatch On Skis Our Bizarre Relationship Outside Now Overture To A Holiday In Berlin Packard Goose Panty Rap Peaches En Regalia Peaches III Penguin In Bondage Penis Dimension Pick Me Im Clean Pink Napkins Pinocchios Furniture Planet Of My Dreams Planet Of The Baritone Women Plastic People Playground Psychotics Po-Jama People Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Porn Wars Pound For A Brown Prelude To King Kong Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask Pretty Pat Progress? Project X Prologue Promiscuous Punkys Whips "Put A Little Motor In Em" Pygmy Twylyte Rat Tomago Redneck Eats Regyptian Strut Religious Superstition Republicans Return Of The Son Of Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar Revised music for guitar and low budget orchestra Revised Music For Guitar And Low-Budget Orchestra Rhymin Man Ride My Face to Chicago Right There Ring of Fire Road Ladies Rolands Big Event / Strat Vindaloo Ronnie Sings? Ronnies Booger Story Rubber Shirt Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink Run Home Cues Run Home Slow Theme Ruthie-Ruthie Saint Alfonzos Pancake Breakfast "Saliva Can Only Take So Much" Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top San Berdino Say Please Scrutinizer Postlude Scum Bag Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture SEX Sexual Harassment In The Workplace Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? Sharleena She Painted Up Her Face Ship Ahoy Shove It Right In Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar Some More Sleep Dirt Sleeping In A Jar Society Pages Sofa Sofa No. 1 Sofa No. 2 Soft-Sell Conclusion "Someplace Else Right Now" Son Of Mr. Green Genes Son Of Orange County Son Of Suzy Creamcheese Soup N Old Clothes Spider Of Destiny Stairway to Heaven Status Back Baby Steal Away Stevies Spanking Stick It Out Stick Together Stolen Moments Strictly Genteel Strictly Genteel (The Finale) Stucco Homes Stuff Up The Cracks Suicide Chump Sunrise Redeemer Sunshine of Your Love Super Grease Swans? What Swans? Sweet Leilani Switching Girls Sy Borg Systems Of Edges Take Me Out to the Ball Game Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Tears Began To Fall Teen-Age Prostitute Teen-Age Wind Telephone Conversation Tell Me You Love Me Tengo Na Minchia Tanta That Evil Prince That Ol G Minor Thing Again "That Would Be The End Of That" Thats Not Really A Shuffle Thats Not Really Reggae The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary The Air The Big Squeeze The Birth of Captain Beefheart The Blackouts The Blue Light The Booger Man The Central Scrutinizer The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny The Clap The Closer You Are The Crab-Grass Baby The Dangerous Kitchen The Deathless Horsie The Dick Kunc Story The Dog Breath Variations The Downtown Talent Scout The Dressing Room The Duke Of Prunes The Duke Regains His Chops The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue The Evil Prince The Finale The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth The Girls Dream The Grand Wazoo The Groupie Routine The Gumbo Variations The Idiot Bastard Son The Illinois Enema Bandit The Jazz Discharge Party Hats The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts The Legend Of The Golden Arches The Little House I Used To Live In The Living Garbage Truck The London Cab Tape The Mammy Nuns The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou The Massive Improvelence The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath The Motel Lobby The Motel Room The Mud Shark The Mud Shark Interview The Nancy and Mary Music The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution The Orange County Lumber Truck The Phone Call / My Babe "The Pigs Music" The Poodle Lecture The Purple Lagoon / Approximate The Radio Is Broken The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet The Sanzini Brothers The Sealed Tuna Bolero The Sheik Yerbouti Tango The Spew King The Torchum Never Stops The Torture Never Stops The Uncle Meat Variations The Untouchables The Voice Of Cheese The Way I See It Barry The White Boy Troubles The World's Greatest Sinner The Worst Reviews Them Or Us Theme from "Bonanza" Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich "Theres No Lust In Jazz" They Made Me Eat It Thing-Fish Intro Things That Look Like Meat "This Aint CNN" This Is A Test "This Is All Wrong" "This Is Neat" "This Is Phaze III" This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) Tiger Roach Time Is Money Tink Walks Amok Tinsel Town Rebellion Tinseltown Rebellion Titties and Beer Titties N Beer TMershi Duween Toads Of The Short Forest Too Ugly For Show Business Torture Never Stops Transylvania Boogie Treacherous Cretins Trouble Every Day Truck Driver Divorce Tryin To Grow A Chin Tuna Fish Promenade Twenty Small Cigars Uncle Bernies Farm Uncle Meat Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme Undaunted The Band Plays On Valarie Valley Girl Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression Very Distraughtening Village Of The Sun Volare Wait A Minute Waka/Jawaka Watermelon In Easter Hay We Are Not Alone We Can Shoot You We Made Our Reputation Doing It That Way... Weasels Ripped My Flesh Wedding Dress Song Welcome To The United States Well Were Turning Again Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio? Wet T-Shirt Nite What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World What Kind Of Girl? What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning Whatever Happened To All the Fun In the World Whats New In Baltimore? Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? When Irish Eyes Are Smiling When No One Was No One When The Lies So Big Where Is Johnny Velvet? Which One Is It? While You Were Out Whippin Post Whipping Post White Ugliness Who Are The Brain Police? Who Needs The Peace Corps? Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Why Dont You Like Me? Why Dontcha Do Me Right? Why Johnny Cant Read Why Not? Wild Love Willie The Pimp Willie The Pimp Part One Wind Up Workin In A Gas Station Winos Do Not March Wistful Wit A Fist-Full Won Ton On Wonderful Tattoo! Wonderful Wino Worlds Greatest Sinner Would You Go All The Way? Would You Like A Snack? Wowie Zowie WPLJ Ya Hozna Yo Cats Yo Mama You Are What You Is You Call That Music? You Didnt Try To Call Me You Got Your Armies "You There With The Hard On!" Your Mouth "Youre Just Insultin Me Arent You!" Youre Probably Wondering Why Im Here Zanti Serenade Zolar Czakl Zomby Woof Zoot Allures