When I open the door will she be waiting for me?
Will she be ready for war?
We'll have to wait and see
Am I in trouble?
I bet she's clenching her jaw
I bet she's grinding her teeth
I've seen that face before, but is it waiting for me?
Am I in trouble?
I'll try to be quiet as I enter the room
She could dismiss me with silence, she could go off like a nuke
I know that this sounds bad
But she just scares me senseless when she's mad
And nobody else is gonna save me
I open the door to see my baby
And I'm in trouble
She stood across from the room
I had my back to the wall
She looked me dead in the eyes and said
"What time do you call this?"
But I see double
'Cuz when I'm back in the den
I can't escape her wrath
She's gonna bite my head
Or will she go for the axe?
She plans attack
And I'm in trouble
If she cracks a smile then I might just survive
If we stay up for a while, she let me off for the night
I know that this sounds bad
But she just scares me senseless when she's mad
And nobody else is gonna save me
I open the door to see my baby
And I'm in trouble
Don't you think you're making a mess?
Come on darling give it a rest
I can't believe it's all gone sideways
I'll try to be quiet as I enter the room
She could dismiss me with silence, she could go off like a nuke
I know that this sounds bad
But she just scares me senseless when she's mad
And nobody else is gonna save me
I open the door to see my baby
And I'm in trouble
Oh I'm in trouble
Oh I'm in trouble
Oh I'm in trouble