[ Featuring Probably ]
Born with a silver spoon
Golden escalator bloom
Real estate tycoon
Casinos lost their room
Then pivot to politics
Reality show tricks
White House in chaos
Scandals in the mix
Fake news declared war
Russia at the door
Grabbing headlines, raw
Broke every decorum
Covfefe in the night
Endless Twitter fight
Stormy in the spotlight
Impeachment, what a sight
A mental midget and an obese adult
Civilly liable for sexual assault
All of his followers belong to the cult
But somehow it's all just the liberals fault
Nepotism rise, Family enterprise
Pardons in disguise, all is compromised
Walls are never built, profits that got spilt
Biggest tax cut lilt, ethics got killed
Rallies in the storm, norms all got torn
Justice system worn, democracy sworn
Insider trading blaze, CDC in haze
Fevers on the rise, queue propaganda phase
A mental midget and an obese adult
Civilly liable for sexual assault
All of his followers belong to the cult
But somehow it's all just the liberals fault
A mental midget and an obese adult
Civilly liable for sexual assault
All of his followers belong to the cult
But somehow it's all just the liberals fault
A mental midget and an obese adult
Civilly liable for sexual assault
All of his followers belong to the cult
But somehow it's all just the liberals fault
Nepotism rise, Family enterprise
Pardons in disguise, all is compromised
Walls are never built, profits that got spilt
Biggest tax cut lilt, just the liberals fault
A mental midget and an obese adult
Civilly liable for sexual assault
All of his followers belong to the cult
But somehow it's all just the liberals fault
At least the news ratings are high
At least the news ratings are high
