We'll start the night off easy at Kramer's then to Tank's
Trivia at Fieldhouse where I'll test my knowledge banks
By the time this night is over, think I'm gonna have to crawl
'Cause I've got twelve bars on my list tonight, I'm not turning back till I've hit 'em all
Moving on to Jimmy's, that's a Ladder I must climb
Then come on down to South Park to meet some friends of mine
They're quite a Toxic Brew, this Company I call
Well I've got twelve bars on my list tonight, I'm not turning back till I've hit 'em all
The Trolley may be Stopping now, but I've only just begun
I'm off to see ol' Rusty where I'll Taco 'bout my fun
Then I think I'm getting Lucky's, but I'm gonna have to crawl
'Cause I've got twelve bars on my list tonight, and I'm not turning back till I've hit 'em all
I'll have a pint of Guinness when I stop in Flannigan's
Move right on through Milano's, then we'll finish strong at Tim's
But I'm only getting started; bartender pour me a wall
'Cause I've hit all twelve bars on my list tonight, all that's left to do is crawl, yeah
Last call!
Well I've hit all twelve bars on my list tonight, all that's left to do is crawl