Alright, so I don't really know where to begin
But the songs already rolling so I'll jump right in
This is a story about boy meets girl
But there's another guy
(Wait what?)
It started out real simple, we were getting along
It was a picture perfect world, how could it ever go wrong?
And she was rather fine, maybe out of my league
She said she's looking for a guy who's never gonna leave
And she seemed a little broken, but you know that's my weakness
I wanted to know every single one of her secrets
But as we got to talking there's one thing she left out
I heard I'm not the only guy kissing her mouth
Well maybe I'm just crazy and I shouldn't even worry
I mean the past was the past and it was all a little blurry
Maybe I'm just jealous and I'm scared of what I got
Cause I gotta be honest this girl is kind of hot
Now she's the kind of girl that makes your heart skip a beat
She's the kind of girl that you know would never cheat
Maybe I'm in love and I'm not seeing things straight
What if this girl wasn't really so great
She's messing with my heart and taking over my mind
She's a two timing (gasp) how could I be so blind
She's picking up these guys like it's a shopping spree and
She thinks she's got the right to take advantage of me
Oh she better knock it off or else I'll go insane
Our love is all melted and it's sinking down the drain
Help me pick up the pieces of my agitated heart
Before the rest of my world starts falling apart
But I gotta keep my cool cuz this has happened before
I get all worked up and my mind creates a war
I start to think my life is just hanging by a thread
But I'll tell myself again that this is all in my head
Because of course she loves me, I mean how could she not
She treats me like the guy in her own romantic plot
But still there must be something that she's keeping from me
It's been long enough, maybe it's time to spill the tea
Because this current situation keeps me up at night
I'd like to figure out how to try and make things right
But there's nothing that I can think of that'll fix what she's done
So all that's left to do is say goodbye and run
Because as it turns out I'm not as crazy as I seem
She has another guy, it's all part of her scheme
She played me like a fool and I'll tell ya I am hurt
Guess I gotta go back to being a mediocre flirt
And I'll try to start over and I'll try to move on
Try to tell myself that she's really truly gone
Maybe I'll get lucky and forget about the past
But I got a strong feeling that this pain is gonna last
But still there's one thing I don't really understand
Maybe she really just wants to be friends
But then she took my hand, looked me in the eye and said
"You remind me of my boyfriend... only better"
(Oh shit)