In the op shop I can't stand still, so much chafing my legs I can't feel
I'm so excited for the big date planned tonight
The lost memories all the broken dreams,
They all look like falling apart at the seams
I just need some items that are not too dank
And it would be really helpful not to break the bank
I'm walkin round in a dead man's underpants.
Second hand but I thought I'd take a chance
Should avoid anything close to romance at the time when off they peel