He's got some real good, facial grooming
New t-Shirt every day
He went from cocaine to parachuting
Played some golf on the way..
When he fell off the wagon was quite the leap
He went from mushroom burgers straight to horse meat
Sick and tired of, chips and Red Bull
He dreamt of Phar Lap instead
Don't even cook him, straight on the table
And crack a raw quail egg
When he fell off the wagon was quite the leap
He went from tofu salad straight to horse meat