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Fried Rice - Ode to Joe Lyrics



Fried Rice - Ode to Joe Lyrics




You are but a young child
It was late on the night before Christmas
And you with your youthfulness, are kept awake
Anxious for presents to come on Christmas Day
So you decide to get up out of bed to see if Santa has come yet
You walk in the darkness of your house
Only illuminated by the lights of the Christmas tree
You look under the tree, but you see no presents
You decide to make your way to the kitchen to get a glass of water
You turn around to make your way back to your room after getting your drink
But then you see him
Joe Papermaker
With his hands on his hips, his lips puckered
And his eyes focusing directly into yours
He grabs you, turns you around and bends you over the kitchen table
He fills your asshole with his creamy, delicious peppermint Joe-Yo surprise
Penetrating your butthole and sending shivers down your spine as you feel the Joe-Yo melt inside
Do you accept his gift? Do you have Papermaker pride?

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah

F*ck me in the ass Joe
Joe please, oh no
Shove that cock in real slow
Give me some of that Joe-Yo
Nevermind, shove it in fast
Papermaker pride throughout Camas
3 to the 6 to the 6 to the 0
Joseph's dick is what I dream of fo sho
Give it to me Joe, I have Papermaker pride
Give it to me Joe, or I'll f*cking die
Oh no

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah

Making all that paper
No wonder we damn rich
Never richer than a nice creamy Joe-Yo
F*ck you in the ass Richland (skrrt)
Bitch you can see me eating that shit all day long
Cumming right out of the tip of Joe's schlong
24 feet 14 inches
Gotta get a f*cking rake if it ever itches

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah
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You are but a young child
It was late on the night before Christmas
And you with your youthfulness, are kept awake
Anxious for presents to come on Christmas Day
So you decide to get up out of bed to see if Santa has come yet
You walk in the darkness of your house
Only illuminated by the lights of the Christmas tree
You look under the tree, but you see no presents
You decide to make your way to the kitchen to get a glass of water
You turn around to make your way back to your room after getting your drink
But then you see him
Joe Papermaker
With his hands on his hips, his lips puckered
And his eyes focusing directly into yours
He grabs you, turns you around and bends you over the kitchen table
He fills your asshole with his creamy, delicious peppermint Joe-Yo surprise
Penetrating your butthole and sending shivers down your spine as you feel the Joe-Yo melt inside
Do you accept his gift? Do you have Papermaker pride?

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah

F*ck me in the ass Joe
Joe please, oh no
Shove that cock in real slow
Give me some of that Joe-Yo
Nevermind, shove it in fast
Papermaker pride throughout Camas
3 to the 6 to the 6 to the 0
Joseph's dick is what I dream of fo sho
Give it to me Joe, I have Papermaker pride
Give it to me Joe, or I'll f*cking die
Oh no

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah

Making all that paper
No wonder we damn rich
Never richer than a nice creamy Joe-Yo
F*ck you in the ass Richland (skrrt)
Bitch you can see me eating that shit all day long
Cumming right out of the tip of Joe's schlong
24 feet 14 inches
Gotta get a f*cking rake if it ever itches

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Papermaker
Joe Papermaker, yeah
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Writer: David Hennan, Evan Rice
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

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Length: 2:50
Written by: David Hennan, Evan Rice

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