It all started when I sat down
In the back of an old classroom
It wasn't long until I found
A woman worthy of my doom
I think she's staring at me
Is there something on my face
Is she f*cking staring at me
I oughta put her in her place
Standing there stupidly
Smiling like an idiot
Not knowing what to say
I'll do it but not today
Is this what the world's come to
A simple song I'm writing for you
The stairs lead down to hell
Wouldn't it be easier if I fell
What have I got left to lose
I'm a beggar so I can't choose
If I was in a good situation
I'd love the feeling of infatuation