Down the chimney of brick
Comes old Saint Nick
He barely could fit
But carefully he slipped
Woah woah woah said the jolly old fellow
Where is my gosh darn marshmallows?
Just then a child appeared from the shadows
In a quiet little voice, he said "no cap, ur fat"
Look at me now Saint Nick
Have you tried my cookies?
Look at me now Saint Nick
All your elves are rookies
Get absolutely, positively destroyeddddddddd
Look at me now Saint Nick
Where's the stuff I asked for?
Look at me now Saint Nick
I know you ain't poor
Gimme them presents under the tree
Cuz I know they all for free
You get all the money
Leave some cash for me
I'm not paying you are paying
Mom ain't paying you are paying
Dad ain't paying you are paying
But Grammy always spoils me
Look at me now Saint Nick
Whats taking so long
Look at me now Saint Nick
This a fire song?
Yes, yes it is. No questions asked. Ok back to the beat
We back with the kick
You name is old Saint Nick
Does that make Mrs. Claus
The Old Saint Chick?
Yes indeed
Put the lights on the tree
Christmas is fun
But give to those in need
"Hey Mom! I think Santa came!"
"That's good sweetheart, I guess you were a good boy."
"Saint Nick, for the gifts I thank you
But next time I want more than two"
And that's the end of a very fire song
A song that's only 2 minutes long
Thank you for listening I hope you had fun
But now it's over and the song is done