I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN
ME AND THE BOYS WILL KICK UP A STORM
MAKES FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE
I´M GONNA FIND A DIRTY GIRL CALLED DAWN
AND STICK MY FINGER UP HER BUM
YES I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
AND GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN
A ROUND OF SHOTS AS SOON AS WE LAND
AND THEN EVERYONE WANTS A BAG
PASS OUT ON THE BEACH AND GET A CRACK FULL OF SAND
BUT WE BLAME IT ON JET LAG
DEAN HAS TEQUILA FOR BREAKFAST
THEN WE LOSE HIM FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
CRAIG SHOWS OFF ON A MECHANICAL BULL
THEN HE WANTS TO FIGHT WITH ANYONE THAT GETS IN HIS WAY
I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN
ME AND THE BOYS WILL KICK UP A STORM
MAKES FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE
I´M GONNA FIND A DIRTY GIRL CALLED DAWN
AND STICK MY FINGER UP HER BUM
YES I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
AND GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN
CARL THINKS THAT HE´S A FLY GUY
HITS ON ALL THE GIRLS COZ HE´S NOT SHY
KEEPS AT IN THE END HE GETS LUCKY
WITH A BLONDE WHO´S GOT A BOSS EYE
OLD BAGGIE SAYS THAT HE´S HAD ENOUGH
HE SHOULD BE TUCKED UP IN BED BY NINE
I SAID YOU´RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE NOT A CHANCE
GET YOURSELF IN A CUBICLE AND HAVE ANOTHER LINE
I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN
ME AND THE BOYS WILL KICK UP A STORM
MAKES FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE
I´M GONNA FIND A DIRTY GIRL CALLED DAWN
AND STICK MY FINGER UP HER BUM
YES I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
AND GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN