Good Clean Fun - The Punk Rock Academy Lyrics

[Originally by Atom And His Package]

i was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee
when a thought popped into my brain
if all of us hated high school so much
why was nothing ever changed?
so i called brian up with my plan that's red hot
a private institution in the name of punk-rock
we got some government funding & our own
private road & 666 for our radio snow code.

i had a dream when i was in high school that i
attended the punk rock academy
i had a dream when i was in high school that i
attended the punk rock academy

Chris Jensen’s teaching science & he's still
running mountain.
we fired the gun from bad religion cuz he
sold punk rock out & we'll give the dirty punx a
dip & get rid of all their fleas.
and we'll never buy anything with a UPC.

i had a dream when i was in high school that i
attended the punk rock academy
i had a dream when i was in high school
that there was a punk rock academy
& no one made fun of me

At the punk rock academy,
Where all the students, their diagnosed with ADD
Take me home 2 night
I dun wanna let you go till the feelings right
Take me home 2 night
I dun wanna let you go till the feelings right…

We will import a token joke & then we'll
kick his token ass & there will never ever be
a physical education class.
Think about, you'll agree.
It’s the bizzity bizzity bomb
& maybe we can get assuck to
play the senior prom.

i had a dream when i was in high school that i
attended the punk rock academy
i had a dream when i was in high school
that there was a punk rock academy
& no one made fun of me!