Grannie's Panties - F*ck The Army Lyrics

Bothered by everybody around me
I killed time angrily
In the world wide web tonight
I stumbled on a myspace blog
I just read the top
And I couldn't believe my eyes
"musicians join the army"
No kidding, it was written there!
Hey guys, are you serious?
Ridiculous!
Here's my appeal now:

I want you to f*ck the army
I want you to f*ck them bad!
F*ck them like the f*cking rabbits
F*ck them like the f*cking rats!
I want you to f*ck the army
F*ck them hard and f*ck them bad!

Next morning, I woke up and said to me
Living in Germany
Can be a real good thing at all
You have to make a simple test
If you don't want to pass
Just do it on alcohol!
A little bit of THC in your pee
And nobody will ask you again!
It seems to be not that easy in the states
In no case!
Here's my appeal my again: