Gym Class Heroes - Taxi Driver Lyrics

[Schleprock]
I took "Cutie for a ride in my Death Cab"
She tipped me with a kiss, I dropped her off at the Meth Lab
Before she left me, she made a "Dashboard Confessional"
And spilled the guts in "Cursive", but whats worse
Is I could still see her "Bright Eyes" like "Sunny Day Real Estate"
Oh my, ain't a funny way to seal, It tastes
So high but no chance
"My little Chemical Romance", left a bad taste in my mouth
But I approached her like, "Hey Mercedes", why the long face?
Why you cryin, no need, just put on this "Coheed", and "Fallout
Boy" meets Girl, "Jimmy Eat World"
But Schlep eats pills till hes all out
Not once, not twice, she was "Thrice" times a lady
Actin all "Brand New", but I had to
Bounce to the "Postal Services" to
Pick up these pills that take care of my nervousness
And, on the way, I saw "Planes and Mistook 'em for Stars"
She played games, but she took 'em too far
"At the Drive-in", watchin soft porn and you could tell
By the "Trail of the Dead" that there was something in the Popcorn
Hop in my cab destination "Midtown"
Just to "Get Up With Some Kids" that like to get down
I made my rounds and that was that
In between the frowns and scraps and heartattacks
And I remember
I seen her ass "Early November"
On a "Thursday", "Taking back Sunday" for a refund
She shot a wink, like No Hard Feelings
Then she "Jetted to Brazil", and the pills had me spun

Yeah, this "The Story of the Year" right here
This is "Hot Water Music"
Cook your "Ramens" to it
Whattup Eliot I ain't seen you in a minute
How you doin?