Dropping Deuces Video (MV)

Yeah
Somebody needed to say it, nobody would
So, I guess I gotta be the one
G. Webb. I'm Back
Covid-19
Remember they asked for this
Let's give it to them again. The response
Here comes the crux of my caper
I'm on that quest to get that super soft paper
Hit the stores but the shelves were like vapor
Yo, bet it was my hoarding neighbor! - Took em' all
But I'mma get through this
Beat out the Jones and get my straight paper fix
Truthfully, I feel like I'm losing my mind
Should of never let my girl wipe with my supply
Really, I just don't understand
She uses half a roll in just 1 trip to the can
Blackmarket, bootleg... no price is too high
For Quilted, Northern, Angel Soft or two-ply
Man, I just need them rolls
Cause' chocolate milk got my bowels ready to explode
TMI I know
But it's just the facts
It ain't no joke that I need these rolls and stacks
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Now I got my re-upBoss back on the block all TP'd up
This is how I roll Ready to blow up everybody's toilet bowl
So throw away that bootleg bidet and cancel that bulk order you had on ebay
Quilted, Northern, Charmin or two-ply
Holla atcha boy if you need to get supply
But stay six feet back
Social distance applies if you want these stacks
Covid-19 is spreading, fear hitting worldwide
But don't let the panic change who you are inside
Think about it
Y'all got toilet paper out here like crack
The only way we're getting through this is together
At home, separate but together
I've got rolls, Philly
I've got, LA, Rolls, Jersey
In different, New York City keep your head up
Area codes, Miami, ATL, area codes, Buffalo
Porcelain bowls, worldwide
Thanks to the clerks, bowls, the truck drivers, the delivery people
In different area codes, and leave them N95 masks
For the medical professionals, area codes
Make a mask at home
Like you got something better to do right now
Ha, ha, ha. I'm crazy for this one