I Once Had a Girl Or Should I Say She Once Had Me
She Showed Me Her Room, Isn't It Good? Norwegian Wood
She Asked Me to Stay and She Told Me to Sit Anywhere
So I Looked Around and I Noticed There Wasn't a Chair
I Sat On a Rug Biding My Time Drinking Her Wine
We Talked Until Two and Then She Said: 'it's Time For Bed'
She Told Me She Worked in the Morning and Started to Laugh
I Told Her I Didn't and Crawled Off to Sleep in the Bath
And When I Awoke I Was Alone, This Bird Had Flown
So I Lit a Fire, Isn't It Good? Norwegian Wood