Well You Should See Polythene Pam
She's So Good-looking But She Looks Like a Man
Well You Should See Her in Drag Dressed in Her Polythene Bag
Yes You Should See Polythene Pam
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Get a Dose of Her in Jackboots and Kilt
She's Killer-diller When She's Dressed to the Hilt
She's the Kind of a Girl That Makes the 'news of the World'
Yes You Could Say She Was Attractively Built
Yeah Yeah Yeah