Gilbert O'Sullivan - My place or yours? Lyrics

Would you like a drink?
Nice here don't you think?
Much improved in recent years
What say we leave after liqueurs?
My place or yours?

Are you with a friend?
If you're not well then
Maybe I could see you home
We could take in some guided tours
My place or yours?

I'm not asking for anything or more
Then is being offered to me
I've been through a pact
Have a daughter that
I so rarely get to see

There are days at work
Where my eyes just hurt
Looking at computer screens
Let's go play doctors find some cures
My place or yours?

And that dress you've on
Makes you look like one
Of those catwalk figurines
What say we talk some haute couture
My place or yours?

I'm not asking for anything or more
Then I'm likely to receive
I make no attempt to be other than
What my head has up it's sleeve

If you want to I
Could make you a pie
I've some culinary skills
What say we try some plats du jours
My place or yours?

I'll take us on some mystery tours
My place or yours?

And if it's not love that I'm in need of
Does it matter you tell me
I've been through the mill
Fingers burning still
Yet I've managed to break free

You know what you're right
Heads a little light
Too much alcohol maybe
What say we leave before liqueurs
My place or yours?