Gingervitis - John Mayer Lyrics

Bitch I'm your mayor
I play guitar and I sing like John Mayer
I'm in the league like I play for the majors
I'ma ball out til I'm counting this paper
You don't look good on paper
When I get home I get blue like the Pacers
I got all kinda flavors
If it ain't bout pay we can't talk no favors
Bitch I'm your savior
Messin with me and you meetin your maker
I live my life on the edge of a razor
I just might smoke you, turn into a vapor
Addicted to danger
I got a temper just ask my last neighbor
That's why I'm always faded
Facin this wood got me baked like potater
We roll up cannoli
Think we got mind tricks like Obi Kenobi
We gettin stopped we ain't talkin to police
Pissin me off, can't nobody control me
Send shells, ain't no turtles
Show up I'm wearing all white like the Colonel
With a mac in my jacket
Ketchup get spilled like I'm squeezin the packet
Too much drip need umbrella
Get up and dance on the set like I'm Ellen
Was almost a felon
Now I lay back in the house like I'm chillin
Watch on my wrist got some bezels
I got the money can smell it
You cannot ask me no questions
No way in hell that I'm tellin
Bitch I'm your mayor
I play guitar and I sing like John Mayer
I'm in the leage like i play for the majors
I'ma ball out til I'm counting this paper
You don't look good on paper
When I get home I get blue like the Pacers
I got all kinda flavors
If it ain't bout pay we can't talk no favors