Here comes Melody she's brought along a friend
Here comes Melody with a helpful hand to lend
Melody has the purest skin she has the blondest hair
Melody has the sharpest nails and a cross to bear
Oh Melody I wish you were here
Oh Melody it's all too clear
Oh Melody it's all too clear
We should get into a car and drive to California
Here comes Melody with a submarine to catch
Here comes Melody better batten down the hatch
Melody has the highest high she's got the widest wide
Melody has a ginger ale with a lemon on the side
There goes Melody she's talking to that guy
There goes Melody; oh why Melody oh why
Melody has a thousand bucks she's got a diamond ring
Melody has a date tonight it's time for me to sing
What if Melody doesn't understand
Everything I've put into my secret plan