It's like the movie Psycho
Only lame and in Ohio
The killer's just some sad girls cat
Gluten Free Wi-Fi
Opinion of some white guy
It's okay not to start a podcast
And every Pop Punk band hates this town
Yeah every Pop Punk band hates this town
And girl, they're leaving tonight
NBC misquotes the CDC
For the 3rd time this week.
Suddenly we're all experts on vaccines
A trending disease gave me COPD
But let's face the facts
I've been chain smoking since I was 23
Nation filled with billionaires
No-one has a buck to spare
Go F*ck Yourself
GoFundMe, that's right
Go F*ck Yourself GoFundMe
Go F*ck Yourself GoFundMe
Pedophilic elite
Sucking on your sisters feet
God hates OnlyFans this week.
And every Pop Punk band hates this town
Yeah every Pop Punk band hates this town
Have you heard the news that's been going round
Every Pop Punk band hates this town
And they're leaving tonight
[Musical interlude]
The pedigree it's plain to see
Global Hegemony
Shouted from some bigots pickup truck
Quoting Rascals Flatts
With a Rascal under my ass
Life is a drive thru lane
And I'm too sick to stand
They cut up my feet and hands
Diabetes Super Sized Me.
And every Pop Punk band hates this town
Yeah every Pop Punk band hates this town
Have you heard the news that's been going round
Every Pop Punk band is the reason why I hate my hometown