Look at you Bendan on your way to class
Prolly thinkin whether or not you should go to mass
Lookin' like a popsicle lick lick lick
Walk right out the door thinking you're a slick Rick
Slap on those headphones drown out the noise
Skip down the steps dreaming of cowboys
Now somethin bout' Bendan, he likes that fame
So vet school's the last thing on his brain
I wanna be a Cowboy, I really wanna ride
I need a big horsey by my side!
Neigh neigh neigh I love that shit
My cowboy love ain't counterfeit
Oh damn he just tripped I hope he's okay
Just a bit of dirt now he's on his way
He's getting close to class, he's almost there
But someone in the distance is givin him a stare
Bendan keeps walkin, he means no harm
But deep inside there sounds an alarm
Wee woo wee woo Brendan's pissed
A quickdraw showdown he can't resist
F*ck this guy I'll kill him good!
Gun him down like a cowboy would!
I would draw first and shoot him in the chest!
Of every outlaw, I'd be the best
Oh that boy's movin, keeps his pace
Mime Box groovin to St. Kitts place
It's 7:56 he just checked his watch
His limbs are flailing, surely top notch
Eight o' clock and Bendan sits his ass down
In time for his prof to make a big frown
Hey there little Bendy you have a good morning?
Life outside the Wild West for Bendan is boring
Look at these losers, studyin' for tests
I'm out here avoidin' multiple arrests
Listen here prof, let's discuss
This class ain't big enough for the two of us
He studies some tendons, obeys the prof
The girl next to him points out his weird cough
"Stop being so annoying stop going erhh-erhh"
But he can't hold it back out comes the erhh-erhh
She scoffs and turns, now Bendy's really sad
Cuz only in his dreams he's a horse lad
Deep in his brain he keeps up his dreaming
The cowboy inside him won't stop screaming
Howdy bitch you enjoy all this coughing?
I'd enjoy you more inside of this coffin
I'll round up this whole class and lasso y'all
I'm done with vet shit, this cowboy's AWOL