Gold Team - How to Platform Lyrics

Bendan, baby - don't be hasty
Critical... comments...you get defensive

I know you've heard it all before
So I don't say it anymore
I just stand by and watch you
Die in Ma-ri-o
And though I used to wonder why
You used to cry when you would die
Liam Levels give you a strange pain inside
Oh, Bendan, if you're hurting so am I

Bendy, honey - with your, soft tummy
Give us some speeches. We'll Listen, listen

But if I seem to be confused
It's cuz you didn't speak a word
And when you said nothing dude
Well I guess you have no clue
No good speech given before
Out of one hundred you get four
And if you're somewhere out there
Standing at my door
Oh Bendan, I'm not angry anymore

And if I seem to be amused
It wasn't meant to target you
And when you said I upset you
Well I guess you upset me too
Well if it's skills you're looking for
You should've played a little more
When you were young and playing
On your 64
Oh Bendan, learn how to platform
How to platform, how to platform