Honesdale
The Town of Love
Honesdale
Come give me a shove
We got a mildly disabled lady
Working at Wendy's
She met a man with no sauce
Fell in love at first sight
This song...
Is about her plight...
SAUCE
Honesdale
The Town of Love
Honesdale
Come give me a shove
In this small old town She just arrived
Looking for some Bendy's
Bend underneath the Great Wall
They meet yet again
Bendan's
Eyes were filled with light
Would you like some sauce with that?
Honesdale
The Town of Love
Honesdale
Come give me a shove
We got an INCEST ALERT
From the name tag on her shirt
Brendan just figured out
It's his mom there's no doubt
Now he's shitting his pants
But he still made an advance
He threw her in 69
She's screaming SAUCE all the time!
Honesdale what's happening here?
Heard of incest now nothing is clear
If sauce lady really is Brendan's mom
That shit - makes me wanna vom