Call me Zaddy
Yo, how di phone ah just ah ring so man?
Ah who dis ah call?
Ah wah, Strikeforce?
Mek me call him back deh
(Yow, me just ah see yuh missed call)
So ah one call yuh see? (No man, 'bout six call)
(Never hear di phone like it ah ring soft)
(Just bun ah married women and ah rinse off)
Oh, cah you know me just ah seh yuh switch dawg (Yuh mad?)
Cyaan' hear from mi bredda-bredda, Chris dawg
(Ah wa'ppen to you deejay? Yuh know di link tall) True
(Just hear Busy seh yuh thief him song pon Pinkwall)
Pinkwall? Mix up dawg, you ah think small
(But ah him did do it first, professor know seh Bling Dawg)
(Me see it inna mi heart, it's like dem wan' yuh ting stall)
(Me wan' you loss dem like ah turbo yuh install)
Yow, leggo dat nuh Chris, dawg next topic
(Alright, sexy gyal and big breast topic?) Yeah
Last night me rest Keisha pon mi Benz bonnet
(You think ah likkle bit ah gyal me f*ck ah mek vomit?) Chris my bredda
(Hahaha, no other)
(Dawg, yuh know ah Keisha tell mi seh yuh f*ck Tasha?) Eeh?
(You fi wife ah next gyal, me cyaan' bother)
(Just ah gwan f*ck some bwoy wife and baby mother)
But ah good ting seh mi knock dem and get fi know you (real ting)
Or else all ah dem ting 'ya, me couldn't show you
(Den ah save you save me from di yamhead gyal, me owe you)
Easy nuh Chris my G, dem nuh gyallis like we (no)
F*ck dem gyal fi ah Nike
N'affi wear Louis V, dawg just a white tee
We nuh like gyal ah wear big drawers and granny nighty
Gyal confuse, full ah gyal cyaan' choose
Me she link off, then you buy di pants and shoes
Gyal confuse, full ah gyal cyaan' choose
Pon di phone weh you buy, mek yuh gyal act blues
Dawg, inna gyallis class me see you get straight A
Yo, stall man, yo, sell me ah Craven A
(Deejay, you nuh see seh man ah fire like a AK)
(Three best friend me f*ck inna di same day)
Ah suh you ah deal wid it dawg? Yuh nah play fair
(Play fair? Gyal haffi pay fi mi plane fare)
Wul on deh Chris
Yo, gimmi a pack ah straight hair
Pass me ah bottle ah di ting weh name Nair
(Ah weh yuh deh mi artist?) You know ah out ah Haven Dale
(Ah do wha'?) Yow, me just drop mi son ah daycare
(Oh) And dem have a little hair store near, near
So mi wifey beg me stop and get a pack hair there
(Wah? So deejay you did have wife?)
So mi n'ave life? (Ah full ah so much gyal dawg?)
You haffi have choice
(Christopher, tough John) Ah who dat?
(Wul on deh deejay, di married woman, wul deh, y'ear?)
Alright my G, yo
F*ck dem gyal fi ah Nike
N'affi wear Louis V, dawg just a white tee
We nuh like gyal ah wear big drawers and granny nighty
Gyal confuse, full ah gyal cyaan' choose
Me she link off, then you buy di pants and shoes
Gyal confuse, full ah gyal cyaan' choose
Pon di phone weh you buy, mek yuh gyal act blues
(Wicked man Chris inna di city again)
(Squeeze up a bwoy gyal titty again)
Ah so you ah deal wid di road wicked mi friend? (Yeah)
(Dem gyal 'ya ah wicked, Me nuh pity fi dem)
Bwoy Chris, boop inna yuh head still (Who dat? Firequick?)
Ah nuh Firequick my yute, ah Firestick
(Oh, so yo w'appen to Moovementz?)
Me deh 'ya man, ah travel wid ting fi move fence (bloodclaat)
(Me never know di man dem inna di car)
(Deejay, you couldn't tell me seh you and di killa dem ah par?)
You know di dawg dem haffi active any time me touch di tar
(Strikeforce, me rate di man dem enuh star)
And ah same way we rate you (Jah Jah)
That's why you see we call you and ah hail you
(Respect deejay, nah lie, me love dat) Up
(Rate you as ah family enuh dawg, nuh rum chat)
(Me ah go shout you back later doh, so we can done chat) Eeh?
(Me ah get ready before deh gyal 'ya husband come back)
Yuh 'fraid ah bwoy? Cock up him wife and f*ck dat
If ah bwoy ever diss mi friend Chris, ah gunshot (Deejay)
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