Ladies, God bless the ladies
No one adores ladies more than I
As the father of three daughters, as the husband of a wife
I do not know who I'd be without the ladies in my life
Ladies, when you're with ladies
You can enjoy your sacred duty as a man
In this chaotic world we're in, thank god some comfort can be found
Whenever a lady is around
It isn't wise to weigh down women with the worries of the day
A female wants to focus on her family, anyway
So be kind and let her mind be fully feminine and free
It's only fair we bear the burden of responsibility
Ladies must be protected
They rely on us to supervise their lives
As a leader guards his people, every man must do his share
We must take care of our ladies
Take care of our ladies
It isn't moral to make mothers mull on matters of the state
Their heads weren't meant for hardened, heavy national debate
If politics pollutes our ladies lives, I'm scared to say
We'll sacrifice virility
And compromise fertility
And threaten the stability of the U.S.A
So ladies must be commanded
They require a man to manage their affairs
We must keep them safe at home, far from evil, far from greed
We must keep them in our arms, where their freedom's guaranteed
So why would ladies vote?!
We provide all that they need
We must respect and protect
Our vernal, eternal, gracious, vivacious
Ladies