Hey bud
Don't tell anyone
I've got skid marks
Sittin' in church
I feel
A turtle head
Poppin' out
I try to
Hold that sucker in
Clinchin' my cheeks
Clinchin' my cheeks
The wife and I
Leave church
Say our goodbyes
And head home
Bout twenty minutes later
Get home
Head inside
Go to the bathroom
Pull down my pants
And see
A surprise
That turtle head
Was a brown marker
I got a
Streak of shit
In my drawers
A f*ckin
Streak of shit
In my drawers
Oh Lord
I got skid marks
Skid marks
Oh Lord
Skid marks
F*ckin' skid marks
Skid marks
Oh Lord
Skid marks
F*ckin' skid marks
In my drawers
I got a dookie stain
In my drawers
F*ckin' skid marks
I got a dookie stain
In my drawers
That turtle head
Was a brown marker
I got a
Streak of shit
In my drawers
A f*ckin
Streak of shit
In my drawers
Oh Lord
I got skid marks
Skid marks
Oh Lord
Skid marks
F*ckin' skid marks
Skid marks
Oh Lord
Skid marks
F*ckin' skid marks
In my drawers
