It's Saturday night, I'm in line at the club
I can't get in, so I slip the bouncer a one
He says"that's not enough, man, you're not on the list
You're holding up the line, and it's making me pissed"
I say I can make you dance with only two words
He's like"you sound crazy, man, that claim is absurd
And furthermore, I don't even know who you are
What have you got to say, huh?"
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Et cetera
The next day, at my favorite store
Doing the Ooh Ahh dance, I slip and fall on the floor
Right away I'm up - I pretend that I'm fine
I ask the guy at the front"hey, where's your wet floor sign?"
He says"no, I don't work here, I'm just wearing this shirt
You should be more careful, man, that looked like it hurt
But dancing skills like that could take you far
What do you call those moves?"
Ooh Ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Et cetera
Et cetera
Et cetera
I can make you dance, I can make you dance
I can make you dance, I can make you dance
I can make you dance
I can make you dance, I can make you dance
I can make you dance, I can make you dance
I can make you dance
I can make you dance, I can make you dance
I can make you dance, I can make you dance
I can make you dance