It's a very jolly day for you to die
I bet you wish you weren't so f*cking high
Hot dogs flying
This guy's dying
Better run, no time for crying
Most New Yorkers don't know how to drive
It's a very merry day for you to die
I bet you wish you weren't so f*cking high
Now you're hiding, that's exciting
New friends can be so delighting
Pet this cuddly guy
Holy shit, please make it stop
Somebody call the snowman cops
Cuz now it's time to die