No hoverboards on Christmas Eve
No wrapped gifts in your checked bags, please
Your liquid snow globes won't get through
But Santa knows just what to do
It's a United holiday flight
Got to read those rules just right
Pack your patience, check it twice
Five pounds is your limit for dry ice!
Service pets need special forms
Force majeure means winter storms
Three hours early to check in
Let the holiday rush begin
It's a United holiday flight
Got to read those rules just right
Pack your patience, check it twice
Five pounds is your limit for dry ice!
Service pets need special forms
Force majeure means winter storms
Three hours early to check in
Let the holiday rush begin
Five Special Drawing Rights!
Won't cover Santa's sleigh tonight
Baggage limits still apply
Even when you're way up high
Two wheelchairs is the maximum
No chimney soot in cargo, hon
But holiday spirit's always free
Even in Economy
Just remember Rule Twenty-Three
When packing gifts beneath your tree
Happy travels, hold on tight
On this United holiday flight!
Grex - United Airlines (Five Pounds of Dry Ice) Lyrics
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No hoverboards on Christmas Eve
No wrapped gifts in your checked bags, please
Your liquid snow globes won't get through
But Santa knows just what to do
It's a United holiday flight
Got to read those rules just right
Pack your patience, check it twice
Five pounds is your limit for dry ice!
Service pets need special forms
Force majeure means winter storms
Three hours early to check in
Let the holiday rush begin
It's a United holiday flight
Got to read those rules just right
Pack your patience, check it twice
Five pounds is your limit for dry ice!
Service pets need special forms
Force majeure means winter storms
Three hours early to check in
Let the holiday rush begin
Five Special Drawing Rights!
Won't cover Santa's sleigh tonight
Baggage limits still apply
Even when you're way up high
Two wheelchairs is the maximum
No chimney soot in cargo, hon
But holiday spirit's always free
Even in Economy
Just remember Rule Twenty-Three
When packing gifts beneath your tree
Happy travels, hold on tight
On this United holiday flight!
No wrapped gifts in your checked bags, please
Your liquid snow globes won't get through
But Santa knows just what to do
It's a United holiday flight
Got to read those rules just right
Pack your patience, check it twice
Five pounds is your limit for dry ice!
Service pets need special forms
Force majeure means winter storms
Three hours early to check in
Let the holiday rush begin
It's a United holiday flight
Got to read those rules just right
Pack your patience, check it twice
Five pounds is your limit for dry ice!
Service pets need special forms
Force majeure means winter storms
Three hours early to check in
Let the holiday rush begin
Five Special Drawing Rights!
Won't cover Santa's sleigh tonight
Baggage limits still apply
Even when you're way up high
Two wheelchairs is the maximum
No chimney soot in cargo, hon
But holiday spirit's always free
Even in Economy
Just remember Rule Twenty-Three
When packing gifts beneath your tree
Happy travels, hold on tight
On this United holiday flight!
Writer: Gregor Hochmuth
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