If I were you, I wouldn't go on dates
I wouldn't fake a silly smile to a stupid face
'Cause who could try to replace
The person I'd see in the mirror smiling every day
If I were you, I'd go alone to sleep
I would be happy by myself inside some lonely sheets
'Cause if I were you it would be plain to see
That I would never need to take a chance with guys like me
Baby truly, I don't got a lot to offer
I smell good, and in my pocket there's a dollar
It's just one, but we'll have a good time, yeah, we'll have fun
You don't ever gotta worry baby, no don't run
My love is funny, but don't you think it's lovely
If you're gonna stay away, you got no reason to love me
But if you wanna find out, maybe you'll see
That you could feel much better than you do in your dreams
If I were you, I wouldn't go on dates
I wouldn't fake a silly smile to a stupid face
'Cause who could try to replace
The person I'd see in the mirror smiling every day
If I were you, I'd go alone to sleep
I would be happy by myself inside some lonely sheets
'Cause if I were you it would be plain to see
That I would never need to take a chance with guys like me
Take a chance and baby, maybe you'll see
That you could maybe even use a guy like me