There was a spider
On my bathroom floor
He was once alive
Now he lives no more
He terrified the wife
He scared the kids
I spotted him one morning he thought he was smart
He would freeze in his tracks with every move I would start
I let him pass by he thought he was free
Till I snuck up on him and let my foot give him the squeeze
There was a spider
On my bathroom floor
He was once alive
Now he lives no more
So let that be a warning to all of you bugs
Come into my house and be greeted by thugs
Best to stay outside where you belong
Or your days will be numbered but not for too long